Ninja Turtles, Ron Burgundy and a Two-Foot Water Hazard at the Cajun Classic
On September 25, 2026, Golf Hecklers headed to SaddleBack Golf Course in Firestone, Colorado, for the Cajun Classic. Costumes were encouraged at this corporate golf outing, and apparently somebody forwarded the invitation to the entire San Diego news team.
Ron Burgundy and his crew showed up. So did Cheech and Chong and all four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We got a picture with the Turtles at our tent, which is probably the closest we’ll ever get to having a foursome that can retrieve its own balls from the water.
The 17th Green Had a Pretty Quiet Day
We set up on the challenging par 3 17th, where most tee shots came up short. The green took so little damage the grounds crew could’ve used it as a before photo.
A few balls found the water. And by “the water,” we mean a creek about two feet wide. You could step over it with a cup of coffee and keep the lid off. Put a golf ball on a tee, though, and suddenly you’re trying to carry Lake Michigan.
We saw good golf, bad golf and a few people holding a club for the first time. Imagine taking your first swing ever with two comedians on a microphone and Ron Burgundy somewhere on the course. Every round after that is going to feel a little quiet.
The costumes were fantastic, and the crowd made it easy to have fun with every kind of shot. Thanks to everyone at the Cajun Classic for spending a September day with us in Colorado. We’d happily set up on 17 again. The creek will probably still be there, looking innocent.
Till next time, hit ’em straight.
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